The Muscleheaded Blog

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Welcome to the new home of the Muscleheaded Blog.

My name is Chris, and I’m a mature, married, Southern power-lifter who likes to hear himself write.

I’m a veteran of the U.S. Navy, a graduate of the Brown Institute, and currently compete in Masters Strongman.

Snarky humor, vintage pinups, and weirdos in the news are just a few of the things I like ……

And I’ve been known to sneak all kinds of things in this here blog.

You really never know what’s gonna be showing up next.

So, my advice would be to subscribe, and try to visit right-regular like.

My blog theme is called ‘Dusk to Dawn’, and it’s kinda appropriate, since I’m usually here in the late evening/early morning EST.

a1It’s also rather androcentric and iconoclastic—

so, if you offend easily, can’t stand sexual references, or if you just hate men,

please take a raincheck on the follow, with no hard feelings.

I don’t consider masculinity a ‘persona’ or a ‘put on’….

— it’s simply how men are, and should be.

If you don’t like the way I express that,
well, that’s tough.
See ya.

How you read my posts, whether you want to take them at face value, or whether you want to look harder, well, I leave that up to you.

Art, if that’s what it is, always means something different to the viewer than the creator… so, don’t let that worry you none.

A lot of the art featured on the Muscleheaded Blog is vintage —

I like to collect postcards and published ephemera from the early 1900’s in particular….

….. and you’ll see a lot of my collection here.

If you want to know more about the Muscleheaded Blog,
you can read my post:  ” Just What The Hell Is It All About Anyway?

You can also visit my online gym, which features articles about fitness, strength, and gym culture–
at http://muscleheadgym.wordpress.com .

I love motorcycles–
my most popular post, on British Motorcycles, is here.

I also like to write about travel…
like: ” The Beaches of St. John, USVI

Do you like vintage pin ups?
Well, we have an awful lot of posts on that subject to choose from,
but you can start here: ” The Pin Up Art of Gil Elvgren ” —

or– ” The Sensual Art of Raphael Kirchner ” .

( There’s an index on that post that will lead you to a lot of other posts about Pin Up Artists, too. )

You can read what I like to call my best general art blogs:
The Art of Maxfield Parrish
or
“The Poster Art of Leonetto Cappiello” .

You could read one of my humor blogs like:
“Weirdly Radioactive “,
Misogyny and You
or
“Advice for the Hopelessly Hopeless“.

Yeah…

I’m thinking one of those posts might let you know what you’re really letting yourself in for.

lossecannonA loose cannon?

Sure.

Hey, like it or lump it …

I never said this blog was for everyone.

Submissions are always welcome-

I’m trying very hard to make this blog interactive,

… and I love to get mail !

Please send them to carolinamuscle@outlook.com .

I sincerely appreciate visitors, and enjoy reading comments to my posts.

So, jump on and hold tight…

The only thing I’ll promise ya is a wild ride.

HOY!

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You Can’t Lick Leather

moneytalksI had this urge tonight to do an expose on the secret lives of cartoon characters.

‘Cause, you know….

If the real-people stars can’t stay outta trouble —

Just imagine the kinda kinky secrets those cartoon guys are keeping.

I’m not even gonna mention that whole
Yogi Bear,
Cindy Bear,
and under-age Boo Boo thing —

Hey,
what goes on in Jellystone Park,
STAYS in Jellystone Park,
that’s my rule.

a1a1All I can tell you is that “Mister Ranger Sir” is more than just a polite way of addressing that guy.

Caves make great dungeons, ya know.

And all that travelling around in a van with two hot chicks,

(yes, of COURSE, Velma is hot
The quiet, smart chicks are always the most dangerous)

along with two doofy guys and a very large dog —

chasing ‘ghosts’?

Yeah, right.

You really gotta wonder what’s going on with those characters on Scooby Doo.

But, I guess we’ll never know the truth, huh? piggy

Wait.

I wasn’t going to do that post today.

So, the whole Kermit the Frog and the interspecial-bestiality thing with Miss Piggy —

( who actually looks pretty stunning in leather )

Hey–
who wouldn’t ?

What is it, I wonder —
that makes it look so good on a woman?

2Don’t get me started on how:
leather is not only
natural,
breathable,
comfortable
supple,
long wearing,
and fits like a second skin thing —

but also how incredibly sexy a woman looks wearing it.

Even a cartoon woman.

Lois Griffin knows, man.

Hoo boy, does she.

Again, though, I’m digressing.

Or am I ?snow

I guess I should figure out, first —

whether I want to post about sexy cartoon characters wearing leather,

about how sexy a material leather is on an actual woman,

or about some fantasy-based S&M leather bugaboo that’s gonna need an analyst to fully help me explain.

Mmmmmmm — leather.

Does that make me a pervert?

(Ok–
no, maybe that doesn’t-
but plenty of other things do.)a1a

Hmmm….
well,

it sure seems like I’m not the only one who thinks that leather is sexy.

Which either means we as a culture need to revise our social idea of what is / isn’t deviant,

Or accept the fact that there’s just a lot of us perverts out there.

bikeEither way, I’m fine with it, really.

I don’t necessarily see the need for a parade,

or a special national ‘leather-pervert’ day ,

Although it’d be interesting to find out who ends up riding in the Parade Grand Marshal’s vehicle,

— and what gear they’ll be wearing.

I’m hoping for Betty Boop, personally.

Biker-chicks really know how to wear leather with style.

Hmmm…
I guess I never did figure out what to post about today.

But, thanks to my friend Jen way up nawth of the bunkyline for help on several of these great images.

Now then….

Betty.
or
Bettie ??

Hmmm….

bettie

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HOY !!!!