Valentines Day is February 14, this year.
it’s February 14th every year —
Because it’s exactly two weeks
before St. Hilary Day.
You don’t know who St. Hilary was?
How are you supposed
to remember the date for V.D. , then?
from your old buddy Müscleheaded…
And also please note
that we’ve very pretentiously
added the umlauted form of ” ü ”
— for no other practical reason
other than it looks kinda fancy,
….. and maybe even a little cool
in some demented way.
so they’ll send me a letter
telling me that I’m not using it right,
— so I can respond
by telling ’em just how pretentious they are.
I thought it was a slight possibility
that one or two of you
Müscleheaded fans out there
might need help
with the requisite romantic correspondence
for the holiday.
— writing her a love letter —
she does for you on special occasions
that would otherwise cost you
several thousand bucks
to have done to you in Las Vegas.
……. ain’t you römantic .
Artist credit to : http://uncalar.tumblr.com/