You Never Know

a1It’s true.

Very much like a cheap motel
that you paid 12 bucks a night
for ’cause you were desperate
for some sleep —
(or something else entirely)

You never really know
what’s gonna turn up
around here on
the Müscleheaded Blog.

Might even be fun,
you never can tell.

But,
clean sheets?

Ha —spanksanta
think again, man.

Or you mighta been expectin’
another Christmas themed post.

Aww– gee — disappointed?
Yeah, right.

Tommorow?
Another story.

Over the years I’ve
been doing my blog,
I’ve collected some
very interesting images.

a2Some of which
I’ll never be able
to find a legitimate use for.

Uh huh.

But one must remember,
when you’re hungry
and strapped
for creative provisions,
that the scraps
in the mental refrigerator
(or in this case,
— the detritusfancy
of a digital hard drive)
can make for quite
a palatable tasting menu
when handled correctly.

Ok —
so enough of the flowery puffing —
onwards toward the proverbial
‘comme ci, comme ça’ .

Like virginity,ban
perfection is overated , anyway.

(… as if I would know
anything about virginity)

Ahem.

And
speaking of tasting menus,
that’s pretty much
what we have for today.

A little of this,
a little of that.

A blogging banana split,
if you will.

Not cohesive,
and certainly not tasteful, dineomat
but it’ll probably
fill you up
all the same
if you can keep it all down.

Just chock full of:
bad writing,
mixed metaphors,
oddball humor,
questionable images
bettyand inside jokes.

Oh,
and don’t forget
the sexy girls.

Yep-
pretty typical
for the Müscleheaded Blog,
you’re right.

That’s just the way we roll, man.

.

fritzwillis

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9 thoughts on “You Never Know

  1. I love the way you roll!
    This is a fun post!
    Oh my! Santa is getting spanked! 😛 I like when he spanks me!
    MistletoeHUGS!!! 😀

  2. jillianmrks says:

    Love these mixed bag jumbles you put out every now and then 🙂 A visual treasure box of goodies! Pat Boone’s Dine-O-Mat? LOL Hope you will repost those silly holiday album covers this year 😉

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