Putting The Sexy In Your Stocking

cryingI know it’s been a while
since we had one of our
well-vaunted blog disclaimers,
and since it’s the season
for our annual
Uber-Sexy Christmas post,
there’s no time like
the present, right ?

No, that’s not a bad pun,
although I guess it could be.caroling-jennifer

I’ve been saving up all sorts
of cool Christmas-themed
stuff for this thing–
— but you know,
business before pleasure,
so —-

Disclaimer:
The Muscleheaded Blog is oriented
toward disoriented but full grown adults
who enjoy sarcastic, snarky humor,
semi-literate social commentary,
and mildly ribald, salacious pictures
aimed at the more prurient a1
nature of our readers….

Sometimes,
there might be pictures of naughty bits
making contact with each other
— although,
of course, this is all in fun,
and no actual naughty bits
were injured during the production of same.

I dunno about you,
but all that naughty bit contact
gets my hormones moving,ginger

which is never a bad thing,
— as long as you’re
standing far enough away —
and fully clothed,
when it happens.

Otherwise,
all bets are off.

Like that Saudi in England
whose
rape defense to a British courtanimated-christmas-humor-image-0012
was that he just tripped
and fell on the teenaged girl 

and happened to hit the mark– repeatedly.

Oooops–
sorry about all the DNA.

Millionaire,
you say?

Oh, then,
innocent,a2
so say we all.

Next.

Somebody what kinda seemingly
dumb-shit jury bought THAT claptrap?

Well,
it’s nice to know that seemingly stupid verdicts
aren’t just a feature of OUR court system, anyway.

Ahem.

Anyhoo..
— back to our disclaimer.

Truthfully,
I don’t think1931
there’s ever been any real pornography
on the MH Blog,
despite my affection for the whole genre.

But, as I say,
this is a disclaimer,
and like all disclaimers is written for
the benefit of that 1/10 of 1 percent
who seem to take offenseandrews
at anything and everything
that comes down the line.

How a disclaimer solves that issue,
well, I’m not totally clear about all that,
but since they do it on TV commercials and stuff,

I figure it must have some secret mojo,
— that keeps all the blue noses,
and the litigious types at bay.

Either that,
or it’s just a cheap way to fill up space,
and provide an easy way of introducing a post,
that isn’t all that great in either concept or form.

Not, of course,
in THIS case,bettie
since the Muscleheaded Blog
is always written to the highest
journalistic —
(or blogalistic)
standards.

Ok–
I know
it ain’t journalism,
in any stretch of
the imagination,

And, as if
the term ‘journalistic standards’
wasn’t some kind of oxymoron,waiting
these days, anyway.

Digress?

Oh, sure.
That’s easy for you to say.

I mean,
here I am,
putting my heart out
on a plate for folks,

…… and all they wanna do
is want me to be literal.

Or,
for mese
to at least stick to the point.

And I mean,
what is the point, anyway?

You might as well take a mallet,
and beat a dead mallard with it.

Whatever the hell
that’s supposed to mean.

I guess whatloading
I’m trying to say is that if one is tha…

………..

EDITORS NOTE:
We interrupt this fine program
to advise you
that for the sake of brevity and our readers’ sanity,
we’ve …
well, ummm…
interrupted this fine program.

He’s gotten himself1920s
all carried away again,
and had to be..
…… carried off again.

Mucho Gracias
to some of our wonderful readers,
and their blogs —
who were nice enough
to have submitted pics or other material
which inspired or appeared
on this year’s edition
of our Uber-Sexy Christmas post, wtf
including:

Mrs. Fever
KTZ2
GP COX
Blog It or Lose It
Doesitevenmatter3
Julespaige

— just so’s
you know who to blame.

HOY !!!!

.

elvira

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25 thoughts on “Putting The Sexy In Your Stocking

  1. mislucja says:

    You know, I suggested that first one to the fella here and he was somewhat skeptical. Some people. No sense of adventure …. sigh …. 😉

  2. julespaige says:

    Gee golly. I inspired something here? XD
    You can see I’ve been a tad distracted with hubby home 😉

  3. HA! I love getting blamed! Thank you, C!
    HUGS!!! 😀
    PS…”Caroling Tip” AND the gingerbread people…*snort*!!! 😛

  4. Mrs Fever says:

    I love that Fowl Language cartoon!

    Merry Christmas! 🙂 🎅

  5. Rita says:

    You had me at ‘for crying out loud’ 😳

  6. sourgirlohio says:

    I love those gingerbread cookies!

    You have a nice holiday, sir.

  7. jillianmrks says:

    Another lovely holiday post! Thank you for bringing joy and laughter and entertainment (and more than a bit of visual titillation) throughout the year, Chris! That ‘waiting for Santa’ pic…Zowie!!

  8. GP Cox says:

    You are more than welcome!! ENJOY!!

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