The stresses of:
It can really cut
into your horizontal
fun-time quotient, ya know ?
We’re working more,
but we have less leisure time,
and less money for recreation—
–it’s in the amount of energy
we have left to expend on the
more fun, interesting and sexier stuff.
— after working,
and fulfilling our responsibilities,
we’ve got little left over.
There’s been all kinds of social changes,
bringing their own special problems…
— it’s actually very common for 20 somethings.
And this certainly could put the KYE-BOSH
on any fun-time activities …..
and everybody in the house !
But the atmosphere of some places,
even the more out of the way places,
The sweet girl-next-door –
– and the stalwart,
monogamously-dedicated family-man types
are becoming pretty rare,
and I guess it can be hard to meet those kinds of folks at times…
internet dating is kinda impersonal,
and can be very unreliable……
Candor in terms of personal online relationships has tanked.
And the explosion of electronic technology
has blurred the lines of recreation…
Reverse electronic fantasies –
—but electronics CAN put into some digitized form –
have replaced the kind
you used to try to make come true for yourself.
Certain aspects of our culture have left people feeling
as if human face to face contact isn’t necessary,
or even desirable,
in order to enjoy our lives….
I read last week about a guy who claims to be in love with his .
His vacuum cleaner, that is.
I think it was a Hoover.
I wonder if it was one of them ones
with all the special attachments.
(I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a Roomba, anyway. )
or perhaps it might have the opposite effect ?
No man really likes the idea
that a mechanical device can do a better job
at satisfying a woman than he can…
from her perspective,
it must be hard to argue with 40 pulses per second.
That’s one of the purposes of a tongue, ya know.
If it becomes too much trouble to get you some,
you can get you an inflatable
Rachel Hunter doll with real imitation Kiwi accent.
the Peter Pecker Doll,
always a big seller….
You could even open up
one of them there sex farms
like they got up there in Washington State.
that’s a baaaaaaaad idea, that.
Or, you could do things the OLD FASHIONED way,
… all you’d have to do is switch hands.
There’s still something missing,
Don’t ya think?
The experiential element ?
Doesn’t anybody think that
the most interesting thing about sex
is the physical, mental, and emotional interaction
between two people anymore ?
Or is really just all about orgasms in a vacuum?
not that Hoover thing again.