The Accordion Is For You

Hey man,
I don’t know
if you’ve gotten
the word or not,
but:
Accordions are IN !

Like,
you know —

far out
and groovy.

Just ask the cool ghouls
who rule in school.

I don’t care
what you
might have heard
about those
new fangled
electric guitars,
fretless basses,
and fancy organs
with different
instrument sounds
built right in —

If you really
wanna be
part of the
‘in’ crowd,
the accordion
is for you.

Jimi who ?
Eric what?

Forget all that
cultural hysteria
claptrap man.

You wanna be
ultra cool
like this guy.

(No creepy
mustache required)

And because
the accordion
is so cool,

– and, of course,
in such high
demand…

… well,
they’re having
a big, big, big
sale on them.

Easy terms –
5 day free trial.

Look how easy it is —

Hey, she’s lugging
one that’s half as
big as her, and
she’s still smiling.

A coupla keys,
a coupla buttons,
a coupla squeezes,
and you’re fuckin’
Lawrence Welk.

And we all know
how cool he was.

Wunnerful,
Wunnerful.

.

PS:
if you’re really into the accordion,
you know we’re just messin’ with ya, right?
Check out my buddy GoodStuff’s
post on the squeezebox.

HOY !!!

.

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19 thoughts on “The Accordion Is For You

  1. dievca says:

    A sad, yet happy tale: A friends elderly Father was playing in a band when he passed away recently. His instrument? The Accordion. I’m guessing he died doing what he loved. Can’t beat that~

  2. Brett says:

    The Lawrence Welk “One Toke Over the Line” segment is classic! What were they thinkin on that family-oriented show? Guess they weren’t — and we’re all the better for it now. 🙂

  3. GOODSTUFF says:

    Thanks Dude –

    “Since the accordion delivers such a powerful hypnotic spell towards the opposite sex, accordionists must be very careful when wielding this instrument. With great power comes great responsibility.” – GOODSTUFF

    More – https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152774353393677&set=a.10152490281523677&type=3&theater

  4. HA! 😀
    Oh, and I wish that dude with the ’70’s hair and mustache would remove his accordion! 😛
    HUGS!!! 🙂

  5. tidiousted says:

    PS – Love that last one. Hope I end up with a harp 😀

  6. tidiousted says:

    Well, honestly, i’m not into the accordion really, you know 😉

  7. ktz2 says:

    Naked Guy’s name is Quim, that’s one you never hear. Sounds like maybe slang for chum shark bait…I can imagine smartass British guys calling someone a quimmer, like wanker

  8. ktz2 says:

    YIKES.. so much is disturbing here.. Naked Guy with an accordion, w t f !
    Lawrence Welk trying to be hip for ‘the young people of today.’ .No.No.No. By chance tonight I crossed paths with an old video of the Wah Watusi song given the LW treatment.. I’m gonna have nightmares now hahah

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