Happy Fourth

Hiya
and a
Happy Fourth
of July to you !!!!!!

You might just
have figured that we
here at
” The Müscleheaded Blog ”
would have come up
with something completely
appropriate for the holiday,

and,
since you asked —

Oh sure, maybe some
people would consider
it inappropriate —

As for me,
I just can’t think
of anything better
than pretty girls
riding rockets,
setting off fireworks,
and generally
doing/interacting
with things
that could be,
might be,
oh, so
suggestively suggestive.

Phallic, you say?

Hmmm…

well, I guess if I knew
what word meant,
I might agree with you,
but —

Hey, subtlety is not
our specialty around
here, ya know.

And who wouldn’t love
to ride a rocket,
I ask you?

Like Slim Pickens
would say-

” Yeeee Hawwww !!! “

And you would
never question
Slim Pickens’ discretion
would ya, huh ?

I should say not.

However,
if by chance,
we still have not
convinced you
of the complete
irreproachability
of our motives,
and the utter
moral rectitude
and propriety
of the images
herein contained,
and choose to interpret
such symbols sexually,
well,
what can I do about it?

I can only assume
that you possess
a dirty mind,
and suggest that
you run right off
and confess your
intellectual turpitude
to that TV preacher
who will weep heartily
for your eternal soul
while reaping richly of
your earthly wallet.

Personally, I can’t
find a damn thing
wrong with these
vintage Fourth of July
pin ups —

And I hope you
enjoy them,
and
your Holiday, too.

.

!!!!!! HOY !!!!!!

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20 thoughts on “Happy Fourth

  1. whyzat says:

    May your rocket never be a dud. Happy Fourth!

  2. Personally, I can’t either!
    I did and I did! Hope you did!
    And I always love riding a rocket!
    HUGS!!! 🙂

  3. Paloma says:

    Ride a rocket, eh ?
    I don’t know about rockets, but I totally dig that rumbly ATV of mine…

    VROOOOOM! 😉

  4. julespaige says:

    Flames, Good vs Evil and heartbreak…
    That’s what you’ll get if you see Wonder Woman in action!
    OK so maybe some of WWII didn’t quite go that way… But like the original comic – the movie was an enjoyable way to spend some time watching Princess Diana (of Themyscira) grow and evolve into Diana Prince.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonder_Woman

  5. GOODSTUFF says:

    Celebrating America’s Birthday

    Celebrating America’s Birthday with chicks, beer, hot dogs and chicks ERR… I like chicks…

  6. Brett says:

    Thanks for these blasts of cheer! Classics all!

  7. ktz2 says:

    Blast-off, baby!

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