Musta Been The Wrong Face

usMust have been
the wrong time —

or maybe
the wrong place —

Hey–
can’t anybody
read a road map ?
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Those clouds don’t
even look right.

Why does this place
seem so far away
from civilization?

There just can’t really
be a Nowheresville,
can there?

I think we shoulda
taken that right turn
at Kookaburra.

Or was that
Kookamunga?

I dunno….

Where’s Dr. John whenlandsend
you need him, anyway?

Air travel ain’t really
any better, though.

I saw that Reader’s Digest
recently came out with an
article about the 14 things
you shouldn’t do on an
airplane.Image result for funny lost vintage postcard

Well,
let me tell you —

if their list included the
only problem-things people
do on an airplane,
life would be really groovy.

They listed stuff like:

don’t go barefoot on a airplane…

don’t get ice in your drink …

don’t eat pretzels that fall out
of the bag onto the pull-down
lap table …..

and

don’t press the ‘flush’ button
in the air-toilet without madeit
a paper towel on your hand.

Come on.

How about:

don’t bring your 6 year old brat
on a plane until they’ve learned
some basic manners …..

or

don’t try to balance
your drink on the arm rest

or

use some deodorant
before boarding

orgetaround

don’t try to use the person
sitting next you as a
combination pillow
and snot-rag ?

I’m getting to
hate travelling, man.

!!!!! HOY !!!!!!

where

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7 thoughts on “Musta Been The Wrong Face

  1. hjonasson says:

    I second the deodorant and using people as a pillow. Experienced that too many times.

  2. mislucja says:

    Yeah, I hate traveling too! Why are the best places so far away? 😉

  3. I always ❤ some Carole King!

    Ha! You should've written the RD article, C! It would have been better! 😀

    ❤ the old travel postcards!

    HUGS!!! 🙂

  4. dievca says:

    Jr. John came to mind when I read the title!

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