Posting Some Posers

” What gets longer when
pulled, fits snugly
between the breasts,
slides neatly into a
hole, can choke people
when carelessly applied,
and works well when
jerked? “

Ahhh —
It’s a riddle.

Sometimes we catch
ourselves doing the
same ole thing
round here at the
Blog —

– and especially
that repetition
can get pretty ….
well, repetitious.

However, the positive
response that the recent
“riddle” post got kinda
set me going —

– sort of like a redhead’s
warm whisper in my ear –

– “post some more posers“.

An imaginary redhead,
sure, but the gust of air
still tickled me right
down deep into my
empty brain cavity.

Hey, imagination
can be a groovy
thing, sometimes.

So- in honor of that
figmental ginger gust,
here’s some half-dirty
conundrums to put
your imagination to
work upon.

Oh, and the
answer to the
first one is “Seat Belt “..

although I’m sure you
mighta came up with
another answer
altogether, and who
can blame ya?

Just remember
that I already
tole ya that these were
only half-dirty.



and PS:

The cards on today’s
post are ‘cigarette cards’
from the early 1900’s –

– a brand called
“Perfection Cigarettes”,
based in North Carolina,
issued them along with
every pack.

The answer was included
on the back of the card,
as in the following

Why is a street door
like a beer barrel ?

Because it is often


On with the
half-dirty ones.


All men have one, but it’s longer on some than others. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife once they’re married.

( His last name )


I start with a “p” and ends with “o-r-n,” and I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I?

(Popcorn )


I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?

(Your nose )


I’m spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?

(Peanut Butter )


What’s a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse?

(Talk )


I’m a big part of many dates. I’m especially responsive when you put your fingers deep inside me. What am I?

( Bowling )


What’s messy and can be really annoying and/or tricky to clean up after sex?

( Feelings )


Ain’t THAT
the truth ?

!!! HOY !!!


4 thoughts on “Posting Some Posers

  1. Love riddles and these are fun fun FUN ones! 😀
    HUGS!!! 🙂

  2. Jules says:

    I already told ya why six was afraid of seven didn’t I….
    Because 7 8 9…. xD

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