Damn You, I’m Sorry

beepYeah,
sure,
I know
I’m
perfect
and all.

That doesn’t
mean that
I don’t make
mistakes, man.ben

Ok, so’s
not that often
that I’d want
to admit
to anything,
or some
such crazy talk.

No.

Still,
you have
to wonder
how other
people a
little less perfect
handle things likebody
apologies when it
comes down to a
situation
requiring one…..

… like
when
one is,

well,
you know…

…. wrong.boogier

Perish
the
thought.

Ahem.

So,
anyhoo–

Apologies.

Most of the time,
(I’m told, anyway)nuts
that folks find
apologies are
easiest and
most effective
when they’re
made in writing.

Oh sure,
it’s prima facie
evidence….

But you’re already
pretty surel
they know
you were the one
who did it, or you
wouldn’t be writing
the damn thing
in the first place………..

So,
learn the
proper technique–

and you’ll probably
have some success in
convincing those
you have offended
that you really didn’t
mean to do what
you did —

despite the fact
that you did it
with full
knowledgepizza
and aforethought,
without any
coercion or
collusion,
and possessed
of sane mind
and body.

Never mind
the whole
‘you meant to
do it’ stuff…

Just suck it up,
and erase that
whole ” P.S. ”
paragraph mf
explaining
why you were
justified in doing it
while you still can.

Hey, it’s for
your own
good, buddy.

!!! HOY !!!!

.

rickkrispey

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10 thoughts on “Damn You, I’m Sorry

  1. Those are great! And I’d have my lip busted with an x-box control any day.

  2. HA! I snort-laughed! 😀
    Important blog-topic and well-written blog-words! Thanks, C!
    AND the bestest of “I’m sorry” notes! 😀
    I’ve used the “Sorry, I just can’t control my body / mind” many times before! Ha! 😉 It usually works for me! 😛
    HUGS!!! 🙂

  3. No return sex needed. LOL.

  4. hjonasson says:

    These examples are great!

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