a4It’s like they say….
opinions are
like assh*les
— everybody’s
got em.

I’m not saying
that they’re right…

I’m simply saying
that without one,
somebody’s likely
to explode with
all the built up

Ask yourself why
I’m adding an asterisk
instead of just typingc1
out the word I really

content can be
so controversial…

even when
it’s really not.

Sure, everything I say
has at least 2 potential

One for the people,
like our regular readers,
who get where I’m
going with it,

and one for
the people who arec3
hung up on grammar,
bland humor,
clean language,
and self-righteous

I’m not mad
about it,

It’s always better
to keep the general
public guessing about
where your head is at.

Even when it’s
shoved up in
some dark, foul
smelling place.ajen

Vox populi my ass.

I mean, a*s.


we are blessed
with a plethora —
–a virtual cornucopia,
of terrific submissions —

— both anonymous,
and otherwise.

A longtime friend
of mine for instance,c2
submitted the
can of a*shole
repellent, and
the one about
reporting harassment…

I give her a
9 and 7/8
for that one.

Now, I can
almost hear
her new doggie
howling at me
all the way across the
Mason Dixon line
about that score,
but hey —

like my old debatec4
coach used to say:

——– nobody
gets a 10, man.

And I want to
remind y’all
that I very much
your submissions..

Just sayin.censored

Rough and tumble
content is our thing
around here, y’know….

So don’t worry
about the content,
as long as it’s fun.

Bad language?
Send it.

Saucy humor?
Send it.

Dirty pictures?fv
By all means, send it.

We’ll find some excuse to use it.

Maybe as some kind of
sarcastic knock at censorship,
I dunno.

Of course,
that might be a stretch,
because as you probably
already know,
I’m never sarcastic.

But we’re not in the blog
censorship business, after all.

Like the famous line
from Monty Python’s
Flying Circus —c5

We don’t judge you,
We just want the money.

Poems and witty
sayings are great,
but seeing is believing,
and sight gags are
my right bag.

Make it as risque
or suggestive as
you want.

I know that my
readers can take it.

I get the feeling
that sometimes
they kinda like it
that way.

HOY !!!!



11 thoughts on “C*nsorship

  1. Damn cen$*#ship! 😛
    Mae West said, “”I believe in censorship. After all, I made a fortune out of it.” 😀
    HUGS!!! 🙂

  2. ktz2 says:

    ooooh I’ll take your call for submissions as a challenge, watch your mailbox…ha

  3. Jules says:

    Someone in my family has a T-shirt with the saying:
    “Sarcasm; just one of the many services I offer… “

  4. rulesoflogic says:

    Love the reference to Monty Python!
    “It’s not dead, it’s restin'”


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