Innuendo and Intimations

Important
Announcement:

Our readers
have spoken.

In the rampage
row and riot
(ok, maybe that’s
a bit overstating
it, I’ll admit )

of response
and comments
regarding
our post
C*NSORSHIP

We have
definitely
determined
one thing.

What this
blog needs
is much
more :
double-entendres,
and
more :
suggestive,
nuanced,
salacious,
ribald,
titillating
( hmmm,
there’s something
about that word
that I really like
the sound of
)
content .

Ok, so maybe
that’s just my
interpretation,
ya know…..

But I’ve always
felt that a blogger
should always
write about
what they know —

– and what
they feel
down deep
( in their heart ).

And I can’t think
of any theme that
does my heart good
like this one does.

Just makes me feel
warm all over.

And it’s nice to
know that, despite
being a tiny minority
of peeples, our readers
mostly feel the same
way about it.

So,

(I know it’s a
pretty big step,
but here goes…. )

after extended
negotiations with
the mythical and
totally fictional
higher-ups here at
the also totally
fictional and even
more mythical
Muscleheaded
Industries…

I’ve decided to
add another formal
motto to our
Muscleheaded Blog
approved list of
official slogans.

Yes,
now,
in addition to
such important
and solemn
sayings as :

” Say No To Snow ”
( Number one three
years in a row…. )

” Stay Away From
The Snack Bar ”

(A moldy oldie
but a goodie… )

” Too Much
Ain’t Enough ”

( I think they made
a movie about that
one…. )

and ..
“Make Love
Not Cole Slaw”
(not really our best work)

We now proudly
add this one:

” If It Ain’t Got
A Zing, It Don’t
Do A Thing. “

Ok-
so maybe it doesn’t
have the emotional
impact and creative
genius of a
“Say No To Snow”

and maybe
we coulda
put more work
into the whole thing,
rather than just
ripping off a
Duke Ellington
song title from
the 1940’s….

Yeah,
ok, so
there’s that.

But we felt that
our other
potential choices,
like:
“Bring On The Nubiles”
(another song
title rip-off)
or
“Lick The Screen
If You Like It”
,
were still a little
off the mark as far
as our newly rejuvenated
approach to provocative
posts, like this one.

(There is something
weirdly appealing
about the idea of our
readers licking their
monitors, but we’ll
save that for another
day.)

So, the new slogan
stands, and hurray
for that.

Let’s just
run it up
the flagpole
and see who
salutes,
like I always say.

And remember,
friends:

” If It Ain’t Got A… ”

wait…

what was that
stupid thing again?

.

!!! HOY !!!

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9 thoughts on “Innuendo and Intimations

  1. Love this post! You know I say, “Keep bringin’ on the innuendo, double-entendre, and saucy stuff!” 😀
    HUGS!!! 🙂
    PS…we’d all “be in jail by now.” 😛

  2. Mrs Fever says:

    Where do we line up for the parade of pulchritude? 😛

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