Rubbing It The Right Way

now that
I’ve got your attention.

I’m sorry…
I’ve been feeling
really randy —

Man, you got no idea.

(no knothole is safe right now)

— and I guess I haven’t been
taking it out on the readers
near as much as
I think I should be.a32

maybe that sentence
needs a rewrite.

Or maybe this
whole blog does,
now that I think about it.

So, meh.

As I was saying before
I rudely interupted myself
by giving in, once again,
to my short attention span —

flower— about the only subject
that CAN hold my attention
for any length of time
is our general topic today.

Well, alright….
I guess I should narrow
it down a bit, huh?

I do love vintage
dirty paperback covers —

— the kind that were hidden
behind the counter so
you could see ’em,
but just barely —

if you were an adult –

(which at the time,lovecamp
I certainly was not)

and had some money –

(which at the time,
I certainly did not)

you could just mosey
on back there
real casual like,
and pick up two or three
of these literary gems.

Hey, for 75 cents,
you could get
cheap thrills galore.

Being a visual guyhoyden
that I am, though,
when I was able
to get my greedy
little hands on
one of these things,
I found the fact
that there were
no pictures inside
rather disappointing,
because the cover art
seemed to be making
promises that words,
any words,
but especially the
words found in thesewild
cheap novelettes,
just couldn’t keep.

Talk about
writing bad checks.

I managed to suffer through.

And I can now look back
with semi-fond memories
of hiding these things
and somehow always having
my Mom find em anyway.

Boys will be boys, ya know.

!!!!!! HOY !!!!!!

(for more on this subject,
see my post “Pulp Fantasy
on most of these channels. )


More Classic Rock And Roll Trivia

e1Hiya Hiya Hiya !!!

It’s time we rolled out
another edition of
our blog-famous
Rock and Roll trivia posts……

Basically, because that’s
the idea I came up with
for today’s post, and
I’m kinda stuck with it.
So you is too.

But, hey —
Rock and Roll
trivia is always fun, and
a man’s gotta have his
facts straight, ya know.

Here’s how it works.

aI give you a question,
and you shout out
the answer if you know it.

Or you can peek at the
answer below it, in yellow,
then shout it out.

In other words,
I’m giving you the answers,
so everybody should get
an “A” on this exam.

Unless you’re color blind,
in which case, well,
tough toogies, I guess.

And don’t fuck it up,
cause it’s going on
your ‘permanent record’.

Or is that called a
‘permanent CD’ now?

Hellz a poppin’ –
I got no idea, man.

The good part is I’ll be givingc
you some cool musical links
that will be a clue to the
answer at the same time,
so you really can’t lose —

Uumm… can ya?


So, anyhoo–
get yer ass in gear ,
— cause here cumz da test.

ZZ TOP’s 1979 album
was entitled:
” Degüello ” —
what does that expression
mean in English?

answer: to give no quarter , to be cutthroat. 


The band Blind Faith
featured what famous drummer?b

answer: Ginger Baker


Joan Jett and Lita Ford
starred in a band together —
what was it ?

answer: The Runaways


On the first two
Montrose albums,
what Rock and Roll icon
did most of the vocal work?

answer: Sammy Hagar


Before the Eagles and
his solo career, what
band did Joe Walsh play with?

answer: James Gang 


” I Don’t Need No Doctor”
” 30 Days In The Hole “d
were hit songs for what group?

answer: Humble Pie


The Beatles song
I Am The Walrus
refers to ” The Eggman ” —
To what popular rock
singer does it refer?

answer: Eric Burdon


Dick Clark’s wife suggested
that Ernest Evans change his
name to :

Chubby Checker


What famous guitarist got
his start playing with the
Isley Brothers?

answer: Jimi Hendrix 


What guitarist was described
by Jimi Hendrix thus:
” I’m pretty good, man,
but this cat blows me away.”

answer: Terry Kath 


When Chicago‘s Terry Kath

died suddenly, who was the
band’s first choice to replace him?
( He declined, but eventually
did join the group. )

answer: Bill Champlin 


What was the first CD
(for commercial production)
pressed in the United States?h

answer: Springsteen’s “Born In The USA” 


John Lennon said that
the best lyric he ever
wrote was:

answer: ‘ all you need is love ‘


The Carpenters’ first hit record,
“(They Long To Be) Close To You“,
was first recorded by:

answer: actor Richard Chamberlain
weird, right? 

South Carolina born actor
David Thornton has been
married to which Rock
diva for 34 years?

answer: Cyndi Lauper 


What electric bass innovatorf
got his start with Wayne Cochran
and the CC Riders?

answer: Jaco Pastorius


Who was the only member
of the U.S. Congress to have
scored a number one single
on the Billboard Hot 100 ?

answer: Sonny Bono ,
‘I Got You Babe’ 


I hope y’all did well,
and enjoyed the hell out of it.

Let me know !

!!! HOY !!!!!


The Devil’s In The Dance

orgiesWell, if I’m not careful,
my rather cavalier attitude
about things will have
put me on someone
else’s naughty list…..


I need to be reminded
that drinking, carousing,
dancing and music
are well-lit road signs on
the Route 666 straight to Hell.

Or maybe just the
dirt road to ruin, I dunno. like

I’m a sinner,
— taken that for granted.


— so would somebody please
hit the panic button already?

dancing and music
always seemed pace
like such an innocent thing
to me, ya know.

How was I to know that
it was just a Red Menace/Satanic plot
to get you to let your moral guard down?

Or worse–

Man, did you know
that listening to:

“.. razzy, jazzy spasm bands
would strouse uncontrollable sexual desire ? “

that’s gotta make you think.

(What the hell is ‘strousing’ anyway,
…. and how do I get some of it ?)

And, further–

that in ‘Jitterbug’ dancing:
girls are violated and
despoiled visually first,
and often otherwise afterward”.

Oh, for heavens sake.

I just thought it was
a goofy looking dance move…morals

…….. nobody ever told me it
would make girls ‘ loosey goosey ‘.

I knew I shoulda learned to dance.

But, we’ve been over that
ground, before, I think.


That’s the premise of an old pamphlet I found,
written by one Dan Gilbert, LLD,

…. dating from the 1940’s,heritage
called “Heritage of Hell–
The Modern Dance

Among other things,

the learned Doctor Gilbert informs us
that dance music was a greater threat
to Western Civilization than Hitler…

And that “ 97 per cent of juvenile delinquents
took “their departure from the path
of virtue and purity
” after a
dance or attending a movie.

Going to the movies can really do that ??

Who knew.

I bet that’s where they first learn tango
that trick with the popcorn box, too.

I am aghast, man, aghast.

Other wonderful titles
written by this guy include:

The Vanishing Virgin
( over-rated, if you ask me )

The Conspiracy Against Chastity
( I’m sensing a theme here… )ballroom

Evolution: The Root Of All ISM’s

( what the hell is an ISM? )

Now, you’re probably thinkin’
one crack-pot, no big deal.’

Au contrare, mon frère.

I think there’s still lots
of folks that think that way…

And certainly,
plenty of examples twist
of literature about it.

that is Ann-Margret –
— thanks for askin’ )

Another classic of this knee-jerk genre,
— is a pamphlet by John R Rice–

….. called “What’s Wrong With The Dance“,
and dating from the same general era (1935).

And as maniacal as the above good Doctor seemed,
—- this Rice guy is even more rabid about the subject.

He explains his concept in terms familar
of who hangs out at dances, like:

tough nuts,
crack-brained bullies,
drunken blackguards,
low down dirty rakes who would
seduce any girl and lead her to Hell,

the rotten-as-hell adulterous crowd,
whiskey drinkers,
high school kids doomed to car crashes,
and of course—
your sons and daughters

Oh man.

He “double-dog dares” someone to defend dancing,

( yes, he did actually use that exact expression )dance

….. since it’s responsible for all
adultery, murder, idolatry,
drunkenness and nakedness”.

His fashion sense is also offended:

“Women don’t wear corsets
anymore to dances”
, he complains.

Oh, shucks.

And, in that special, homespun,
inimitable style that is all his own,
he has a gentle piece of advice for mothers, too:

Listen to me, sisters, you bunch of hens.
You who have been carrying on these
dances in your homes, don’t open your chops.
You have paved the way for lewdness,
trained boys and girls for it.

Dammit, MOM.bestial

—— was I at summer camp or what ???

How’d I somehow miss out
on all the damn lewdness training ????

I’m telling you…

I’m always outta the loop, man.




Dancing French Couple

Dancing French Couple

Cool Smoke

luckystrikeWalking past a few
and rainsoaked
tobacco devotees (or addicts )
sneaking a short,
cold smoke break
in the very small,
outside, and uncovered
smoking area
at the airport….

(which, since January 1st,
has ‘no smoking’ signs
plastered all around it)

got me to thinking about how
much my parents’ generationbogart
liked to smoke cigarettes…..

Man, in those days
you couldn’t
really be cool
unless you mastered
that ‘sophisticated smoker
got everything in control look’.

Just imagine
great Humphrey Bogart –
without a cigarette wisping
smoke into his eyes….serling

….. that squinty snarl
wouldn’t scare a kitty cat.

And Rod Serling,
on the Twilight Zone —

…. that dapper demeanor
and aura of mystery
couldn’t be created
with just a fog machine.

How bad could they
be for you if both
Fred Flintstone andfredandbarney
Barney Rubble
smoked em, huh?

Of course,
even back then,
I guess folks kinda
knew it wasn’t
exactly good for you.

Despite the cigarette
ad campaigns and the
‘doctor recommendations’
to the contrary.

But I dunno…mantan

It certainly saved movie
detective Charlie Chan’s
(Sidney Toler) life in :
“The Chinese Dragon
(1944)” —

— when the chauffeur
Birmingham Brown
(Mantan Moreland)
couldn’t light his cigar,
(something kept putting
out his wooden match)
and it turned out
that the reason was
because the room
was being filledmiami
with poisonous gas.

was that a close call.

Which, somehow
brings me around to
one of Charlie Chan’s
favorite sayings:

Confucius says:
“Man who sit on tack better off.” 

Hoo Boy.

Cheers !!!!!!!