Peek And Pay

Hiya, Gang !!!!!

Time for another
peek into our
dusty, crusty
mail bag —
to see what
our readers have
sent us that can
be brought together
into some kinda
cohesive post.

I’m reaching down bonoc
much deeper
than usual….

Sometimes you never know
what cool stuff you’ll find,
when you hit the bottom,
ya know.

Ain’t THAT
the truth, man.

As usual,
I’m going to pretend
that there is some kind of theme that ties all these old vintage postcards together.

In this case,

it’s a concept calledsnow
“Peek A Boo”.

Sure, some people’s version
might be called voyeurism,

but little babies are also still
quite fond of the game,
I understand.

you can’t hold me responsible
if we all get a little confused
about the idea, is all I’m saying.

We all sneak a
peek at things
we’re curious about or
think we want,
at times…..

It can be an
irresistible impulse.

It depends on the
circumstances, I guess.

It can be fun
and alluring.

It can be interesting
and educational.

It can also be
dangerous and taboo.

Sometimes, that
‘curiosity killed the cat’
thing can really mess
you up.

It certainly can much
be more complicated
than a creepy dude
gaping at a girl
half his age,

….. although sometimes
that’s EXACTLY what it is.

But, while a fella tactfully
watching a pretty girl
straighten her stockings
seems perfectly in line
with reasonable masculine
conduct —
( I wish I had a nickel )

And I get the distinct
impression that when
that 30-something
lady in my office who
wears very low cut blouses
leans down beside my desk
to pick up lint off the floor,
that she would be downright
disappointed if I didn’t,
at the very least, take a
micro-second’s worth
of a glance.

I think I’d be disappointed
in myself, too.

Can’t help that.

On the other hand,
if we’re talking about
the whole
‘Peeping Tom’
side of things,

I’ll admit
I find it a bit tom
-when uninvited- ,

and, it’s sometimes
hard for some folks
to know just what does constitute a proper


I guess you could
always just wait
for the pics to
show up on the
internet, I dunno.

These days, it won’t
take all that long.

There’s also the problem
of potential over-
stimulation, ya know….

One can easily
overdose on forbidden fruit.

And I can think of about a
gazillion things I’d rather
get arrested for, than
being a Peeping Tom.

I know even our
had some difficulty
defining where 
‘girl watching’ ends,

and where being a
‘horny ole pervert’ begins.

Although I guess
I would
have preferred
the title of
‘passionate middle aged
sex fiend’, personally.

!!!!! HOY !!!!!!




Summer In Blog Land

Our bag today is summer. snoopy

Everybody loves summer,
right ?

Even when it’s as wicked
hot as it’s been.

Hey, man —
look at all the
classic songs
that were written about it.

Like: “ The Summer Wind ” ,

Or Feve‘s favorite :
Summer In The City

Not to mention: na

Summer Nights

Endless Summer

All Summer Long

Feels Like Summer

Happy Summer Days

Indian Summer “balmy

Suddenly Last Summer “

” Summer’s Almost Gone”

Summer Breeze

Summer Soft “

Summer Madness

and C’s favorite
“Boys Of Summer

………. etc, etc, salt

Hey, I can think of
about a thousand more.

Despite the fact that
I don’t really remember
summers being all
this damned hot —
— and I grew up in Florida.

“Warm summer days”,hop
my ass.

It was over a hundred today–
and my poor motorcycle
was popping and kicking
from the heat.

she’s faster in the hot weather —

She’s in a big hurry to get home
to our comparatively cool garage,
is all.ns

Nobody mentions the 100 percent humidity
or the nightly rumble of the
thunder and lightning storms
in all those great old songs, either.

Mind you –
– I’m not complaining –
just a little harmless bitchin’.

If it was cold,freezing
I’d be grumbling about the
potential for snow, so…

That’s basically what
I do around here.

Just remember:
when it starts to
cool off —

Say NO to SNOW.


just to live up to
my obnoxious billing,
I guess we’ll find
some stuff in the mailbag
that has to do
with the funnier aspects
of the contrasts
between hot weather
and the cold
icy temperatures of winter.florida

And mostly using
Florida as the hot spot.

Which, of course,
means everybody
up Nawth of
the bunky line
would be theoretically
freezing their asses off.

It might cool me off a bit,
just knowing that, I dunno.them

If you wanna drop me a link
to your favorite “Summer Song”,

well —

that’d be pretty cool, too.

HOY !!!!!

PS: My buddy GP COX sent some cool addendums to this post —
check these out !!!!!




Thanks, GP !!!!!!!!!!!!!