Has it really been 4 years
since the Muscleheaded Blog
took the big plunge
off the deck of the
that was the good ship
S.S. Xanga ?
Never mind that we’ve
got almost exactly the same amount of subscribers now,
that we had at the beginning —
And never mind that
the writing on this blog
hasn’t exactly improved
over that same course of time.
We still got some great pin-ups —
that’s gotta count for something.
Hey, man ..
what do you want for nothin’ ?
that means lace.
wood is for the 4th, right?
Well, lace on the right person
gives me wood,
so lace’ll work fine.
I just hope Word Press
gets my size right this time.
I kinda figured I’d do a
‘greatest hits’ compilation and all,
I HATE that when I’m waiting for fresh music out of an artist I like,
— and they do nothing but shorten some past hits and reissue them as a new album.
I don’t know how many times Chicago did that — 5 maybe?
I mean, there’s precious little original about this blog to begin with.
that means I’ve got to come up with some new content–
— which means I’ve got to shake my lazy muse outta bed,
and see if she can get me started on something.
That lace lingerie is giving me some ideas, it’s true.
It’s not helping me write, though.
But I ask you,
aren’t lace lingeries the greatest invention since burnt toast ?
There’s something patently unfair about a woman wearing a lace lingerie —
A man’s got no defense against it.
Excuse me —
I’ve suddenly got things to do.