Happy Anniversary Muscleheaded

saucyI got my Happy 4th year Anniversary card
from Word Press this month…

Has it really been 4 years
since the Muscleheaded Blog
took the big plunge
off the deck of the
quickly sinking
that was the good ship
S.S. Xanga ?


Time flies when
you’re having fun, right?driben

Never mind that we’ve
got almost exactly the same amount of subscribers now,
that we had at the beginning —

And never mind that
the writing on this blog
hasn’t exactly improved
over that same course of time.

We still got some great pin-ups —
that’s gotta count for something.

Hey, man ..
what do you want for nothin’ ?

my 4th anniversary, ay?lace

that means lace.

wood is for the 4th, right?

Well, lace on the right person
gives me wood,
so lace’ll work fine.

I just hope Word Press
gets my size right this time.

I kinda figured I’d do a
‘greatest hits’ compilation and all,


I HATE that when I’m waiting for fresh music out of an artist I like,

— and they do nothing but shorten some past hits and reissue them as a new album.

I don’t know how many times Chicago did that — 5 maybe?


artfrahmI’m not doing that, today.

I mean, there’s precious little original about this blog to begin with.

Of course,

that means I’ve got to come up with some new content–

— which means I’ve got to shake my lazy muse outta bed,

and see if she can get me started on something.


Well… ahem.

That lace lingerie is giving me some ideas, it’s true.

It’s not helping me write, though.

But I ask you,

aren’t lace lingeries the greatest invention since burnt toast ?

There’s something patently unfair about a woman wearing a lace lingerie —

A man’s got no defense against it.


Excuse me —
I’ve suddenly got things to do.




A Shameless Plug


My buddy (over at another blogging site) spent a good deal of bandwidth
to post about Jennifer Anniston’s nipples….

……… and, if that ain’t the greatest idea for a blog,
I have no idea what is.

Now, of course,
I coulda just stolen one of his pictures of those wonderful blinkers,
but then,
you wouldn’t need to go over there and see them for yourself.

So, I stole this pic instead.

Hey, don’t ask ME what the hell it is, man.


If you get the chance, drop on over —
and tell him Muscleheaded sent ya !


HOY !!!

The Müscleheaded Blog

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Welcome to the new home of the Müscleheaded Blog.

My name is Chris, and I’m a mature, married, Southern power-lifter who likes to hear himself write.

I’m a veteran of the U.S. Navy, a graduate of the Brown Institute, and until recently competed in Masters Strongman, although I still train hard and heavy.

Snarky humor, vintage pinups, and weirdos in the news are just a few of the things I like ……

And I’ve been known to sneak all kinds of things in this here blog.

You really never know what’s gonna be showing up next.

So, my advice would be to subscribe, and try to visit right-regular like.

My blog theme is called ‘Dusk to Dawn’, and it’s kinda appropriate, since I’m usually here in the late evening/early morning EST.

a1It’s also rather androcentric and iconoclastic—

so, if you offend easily, can’t stand sexual references, or if you just hate men,

please take a raincheck on the follow, with no hard feelings.

I don’t consider masculinity a ‘persona’ or a ‘put on’….

— it’s simply how men are, and should be.

If you don’t like the way I express that,
well, that’s tough.
See ya.

How you read my posts, whether you want to take them at face value, or whether you want to look harder, well, I leave that up to you.

Art, if that’s what it is, always means something different to the viewer than the creator… so, don’t let that worry you none.

A lot of the art featured on the Muscleheaded Blog is vintage —

I like to collect postcards and published ephemera from the early 1900’s in particular….

….. and you’ll see a lot of my collection here.

If you want to know more about the Muscleheaded Blog,
you can read my post:  ” Just What The Hell Is It All About Anyway?

You can also visit my online gym, which features articles about fitness, strength, and gym culture–
at http://muscleheadgym.wordpress.com .

I love motorcycles–
my most popular post, on British Motorcycles, is here.

I also like to write about travel…
like: ” The Beaches of St. John, USVI

Do you like vintage pin ups?
Well, we have an awful lot of posts on that subject to choose from,
but you can start here: ” The Pin Up Art of Gil Elvgren ” —

or– ” The Sensual Art of Raphael Kirchner ” .

( There’s an index on that post that will lead you to a lot of other posts about Pin Up Artists, too. )

You can read what I like to call my best general art blogs:
The Art of Maxfield Parrish
“The Poster Art of Leonetto Cappiello” .

You could read one of my humor blogs like:
“Weirdly Radioactive “,
Misogyny and You
“Lily Munster Was Hot ”


I’m thinking one of those posts might let you know what you’re really letting yourself in for.

lossecannonA loose cannon?


Hey, like it or lump it …

I never said this blog was for everyone.

Submissions are always welcome-

I’m trying very hard to make this blog interactive,

… and I love to get mail !

Please send them to carolinamuscle@outlook.com .

I sincerely appreciate visitors, and enjoy reading comments to my posts.

So, jump on and hold tight…

The only thing I’ll promise ya is a wild ride.


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