Get Well Ya Bustard

I’m very sorry
to say –

A couple of my
favorite people,
— in both
the ‘digital’ and
‘real-life’ realms —

haven’t been
feeling
all that well —

And,
being the
huge egoist
that I truly am,

I figure that
there’s
nothing that
willc help
make them
feel better-er
faster-er than
seeing a post
on the Müscleheaded Blog
dedicated to some
genuinely heartfelt,
(as well as
mildly suggestive),
‘Get Well’ wishes.

Hey, man —
you gotta start
somewhere, right?a4

It’s interesting to
realize that a lot of
vintage get-well cards
were really very saucy
in nature….

And I can tell
you why that is.

Because,
no matter what ails ya,
sex usually makes bosom
pretty good medicine.

You can just feel
the vital healing
power of the
libido kicking in,

— as the titillation
factor of a naughty
get-well greeting card
from some toothsome,
well-wishing, hottieill
correspondent
takes effect…

Who needs
Ny-Quil and Tequila,
when there’s:
foxy pin-ups
risqué cartoons,
bad puns,
and double-entendres
galore, right ?

Chicken soup is
all well and goodaccident
(I like the one with
extra noodles, thanks)
but nothing will
get you back
on your proverbial feet
faster than the idea of
some passionate,
shapely, magic-bullet
dressed only in her
underwear.

Even if you find
yourself back
in the horse-pistol
(maybe afterwards) —

So,
when did they start
hospitalizing people
for a dirty mind, anyway?

Hell,
— I dunno if my
insurance even
covers that. )

Hey,
since when redhead
would a cute nurse
in white stockings
hat, and shoes
out to sooth your
troubles away
make anybody
feel worse?

( Please leave
that little hat on )

It seems to me the
right prescription,
for sure.snuff

I think I’m feeling
a bit faint myself,
right now.

Ahhh….
the wound.

The wound.

So, suffice to say,
that while we will
spare the recuperants
in question
(yes, that’s a damn word )
much more of our
witless repartee,

— we do have several very suitable
and
(hopefully curative)
vintage cards
for today’s post.

I just hope
it works.

Cause stuff just
ain’t
as much fun
when they
ain’t around.

!!!! HOY !!!!

gobs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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