Vintage Pin Up: Christmas Tree Trimming



They Call Her Lois

I like to check my
‘terms most
commonly searched’
gizmo every once
in a while —

— just to get a feel
for what’s dragging
people onto my site
for a quick visit.

Sometimes the search
terms get pretty funny
and down right weird.

Other times, it seems
like people are just
reading the filthier
part of my own mind.

I like dirty cartoons,
for instance –
hey, who doesn’t, right?

And although I don’t
actually watch the show
on which this particular
cartoon MILF appears,
( too many awkward
anthropomorphic references,
if you get the idea ) –
I am somehow still a fan
of the main
feminine character , Lois.

So, when I noticed
someone searching 
my site for
‘ Lois in Lingerie ‘
pictures, I thought–

” Hey, I’m totally
into that idea” !

Sure, it’s a pretty lame
topic for a sophisticated
post, but as you’ve
probably already figured out,
there’s not much of a
sophisticated vibe anywhere
on Muscleheaded Blog,
so what the hay, right ?

I dunno exactly
what’s so appealing
about the lady,
but apparently,
I’m not the only one
who feels like
she’s kinda hot –

— and it really is nice
not to be a minority
of one ALL the time.

I know some guys
prefer Marge Simpson,
but that blue hair beehive
is a little too weird,
even for me, who revels
in weirdness usually.

And after all,
Lois is a real redhead —
with carpets and
drapes to match.

So I can’t help myself,

Now all I have to do
is find some
“Lois In Lingerie”
pics to share —

— it did occur to me
that while I’m looking
for them online, it’s very possible that somebody
else is now gonna be
seeing that search in
their list and it’ll be
my fault.

Ah well,
I’m just fine with it.

And I can’t help
but wonder —

Does a cartoon whip hurt
as bad/good as a real one ?

Just askin’, ya know.

!!! HOY !!!